[Xenalyte]

I used to like White Shoulders.

Then one evening, while I was sitting at my desk minding my bidness doing my algebra homework, a bottle on a shelf above me fell off and drenched my algebra book.

Now I think it smells like math and grandmas, neither of which I want to smell like.

[gate2wire]

I hear ya, isn't funny how memories can screw up a good smell.

[apackof2]

I use Indecence by Givenchy, sparingly (the French are good for something)
but some light vanilla body spray is nice too

[martin_fierro]

smells like math

EWWWWWWWWWWWW

Math = Marty Repellant.

[Deaf Smith]

"fell off and drenched my algebra book"

I'll bet that it smelled like a Avon Lady exploded.