I was offered a wife. I begged off, explaining that I had a couple of kittens and a nasty pipe to smoke and that would even things out in the end.
NO N-WORD.
/johnny
Good evening. We're back from my parents and pooped but we had a very nice day with them. I'm kind of creeped out because we got home and our pedestrian door into the garage was wide open and neither of us used it today. So I've had my husband check the house, and I've checked under the beds. No scary movies for me for a while. LOL
Wow! You are the only person I know who was offered a wife for Christmas, not of their own selection. I stand in AWE.
Oh, that is funny and boy, did I ever predict it! HA! Forewarned is forearmed. Or is that five-armed? Doesn't matter, at least you were prepared.