Posted on 12/23/2005 9:41:31 AM PST by Abathar
BLUE SPRINGS, Mo. -- A Missouri woman is hospitalized after trying to swallow a cell phone during an argument with her boyfriend, police said.
Officers were called at about 5 a.m. Friday. They found the 24-year-old woman having trouble breathing.
Investigators said that the woman was arguing with her boyfriend and when he asked for the phone, she apparently tried to swallow it.
The woman's condition is not known.
Awww, so close to qualifying for the Darwin Award. Too bad.
LOL...kinda puts a different spin on RCW 9A.36.150
Thinking if phone was on vibrate.........Do we have a new marketing ploy here??
Ever searched for a misplaced ringing cell phone? She will never again experience the frustration of searching for it.
She had to swallow her words?
For sale on ebay... as soon as it passes.
Yes it most certainly does.
"Hello?.....Oh, ok...I'll tell her.."
"Honey, your duodenum just called. It said to lay off the spicy burritos, it's causing all sorts of grief down there."
The swallowing may have been the easy part.
Almost "BLUE LIPS."
They'll have to put her on speed dialysis.
I'll bet she's a better driver now
Boy, good thing it wasn't one of those old rotary phones. That'd go down a lot harder.
It always amazes me how far women will go to spite a man. They'll basically kill themselves- painfully- to do so. It's one of the wonders of life that makes no sense.
(* unintended ancillary pun)
This sounds like something straight out of "The Onion."
Cell Phones ( Hazardeous to your HEALTH if Swallowed )
Cell Phones not intended for children under 3 ( contains small parts that could be harmful if swallowed)
Cell Phone manuel ( DO NOT SWALLOW PHONE Could cause choking
Hazards )
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