Girlfriend Tries To Swallow Phone During Argument

The Indy Channel ^ | December 23, 2005 | AP

[teenyelliott]

Awww, so close to qualifying for the Darwin Award. Too bad.

[Horatio Gates]

LOL...kinda puts a different spin on RCW 9A.36.150

[laceybrookesdad]

Thinking if phone was on vibrate.........Do we have a new marketing ploy here??

[EGPWS]

Ever searched for a misplaced ringing cell phone? She will never again experience the frustration of searching for it.

[Mr. Brightside]

She had to swallow her words?

[Mr. Brightside]

I'll bet that voids the phone's warranty.

For sale on ebay... as soon as it passes.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Yes it most certainly does.

[Sax]

"Hello?.....Oh, ok...I'll tell her.."

"Honey, your duodenum just called. It said to lay off the spicy burritos, it's causing all sorts of grief down there."

[tumblindice]

The swallowing may have been the easy part.

[Charles Henrickson]

BLUE SPRINGS. . . .

Almost "BLUE LIPS."

[Charles Henrickson]

". . . it's causing all sorts of grief down there."

They'll have to put her on speed dialysis.

[Rakkasan1]

I'll bet she's a better driver now

[Charles Henrickson]

A Missouri woman is hospitalized after trying to swallow a cell phone. . . .

Boy, good thing it wasn't one of those old rotary phones. That'd go down a lot harder.

[Vision]

It always amazes me how far women will go to spite a man. They'll basically kill themselves- painfully- to do so. It's one of the wonders of life that makes no sense.

[mikrofon]

"The boyfriend was also initially charged with battery* until he explained to police that he punched the woman only in an attempt to dial 911 and summon help."

(* unintended ancillary pun)

[MotleyGirl70]

This sounds like something straight out of "The Onion."

[Tonysgirl]

Cell Phones ( Hazardeous to your HEALTH if Swallowed )

Cell Phones not intended for children under 3 ( contains small parts that could be harmful if swallowed)

Cell Phone manuel ( DO NOT SWALLOW PHONE Could cause choking
Hazards )