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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** (Festivus 2005 Edition)
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| 12/23/2005
| AllOfUs
Posted on 12/23/2005 5:39:40 AM PST by BJClinton
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To: The_Victor
That's my dirty little secret!!!
I am on the permanent naughty list you know.
To: fredhead
No. I like small women.
122
posted on
12/23/2005 7:30:48 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
To: Lazamataz
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
I am on the permanent naughty list you know. Would that be the list that Mrs. Claus NEVER sees? ;^}~
124
posted on
12/23/2005 7:31:10 AM PST
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You'd hit anything.Then turn it over, call it Sunday brunch, and hit it again.
125
posted on
12/23/2005 7:31:28 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
To: The_Victor
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
You weren't in southwest Austin, TX were you? If you were that was mine.
128
posted on
12/23/2005 7:33:37 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be sheepherders...)
To: BJClinton
No, this Festivus pole is in Atlanta.
Festivus is a wonderful holiday, filled with bitter recriminations, interfamily brawls, and other heartwarming traditions.
129
posted on
12/23/2005 7:35:08 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
To: Lazamataz
You look like a monkey, bet you smell like one too.
130
posted on
12/23/2005 7:39:24 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
| You Were Very Naughty This Year! |
 Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) |
To: CJ Wolf
I am a very naughty monkey.
132
posted on
12/23/2005 7:40:30 AM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Over it is not, until over it is." -- Yoda Berra)
To: Lazamataz
Festivus is a special time when all of my friends come over, Mrs. BJC leaves for her parents, and we raise hell before we have to behave for Chistmas around the families. Last year we had one serious laceration that did not require stitches during the feats of strength. Good times.
133
posted on
12/23/2005 7:43:20 AM PST
by
BJClinton
(Mommas don't let your babies grow up to be sheepherders...)
To: Michael Goldsberry
| You Were a Little Naughty This Year! |
 While you're not likely to greet Santa with sucker punch...
He's still not too jolly about coming to your house.
You might get a small token from Mr. Claus
Like some detox pills for your liver. |
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
You Were a Little Naughty This Year! I don't think you did that one right
135
posted on
12/23/2005 7:45:28 AM PST
by
r-q-tek86
(Malipayon nga Paskwa ag Mahigugmaon nga Bag-ong Dag-on)
To: Lazamataz
136
posted on
12/23/2005 7:46:08 AM PST
by
CJ Wolf
(BTW can someone add 'zot' to the FR spellchecker?)
To: r-q-tek86
Well, that what it said. I guess I will have to try harder next year.
Either that or they don't know me very well.
And possibly, they didn't ask the right questions.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
WooHoo! Outnaughtied JRBC!
*Snoopy Dance*
To: Michael Goldsberry
Are you single? A lot of the questions were geared to a single person.
Anyway, I bow to you Master Naughty!! I am not worthy.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Are you single? Happily divorced. Ah, freedom.
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