There are no female octageniarians on the beach. There is occasionally an octopus. The octopus has a rounded soft body, tentacles and a strong beaklike mouth.
It's easy to understand how you might have confused the two.
No, no........Nully, you simply must give more $$$ so pup will be able to see correctly.
He's been watching old James Bond re-runs agin and thinks the movie is called Octopus!