[Maximus of Texas]

Dear Santa: Thank you so much for answering my letters from previous years. I'm still taking medicine to clear the STD that last year's gift gave me but hey, its Christmas, ya know? (if you see her this year, tell her I still have her protestic leg she left behind).

This year my wish list is a bit different. Instead of things for me and only me, I want you to share what you have slated for me with my FReeper friends. Well, on second thought, I don't know if many of my lady FReeper friends swing both ways so maybe you better not use the gifts you have slated for me so lets start with a new list. Some are for them, some for me. Ok, here goes:

1. PaulaB - You know she looks like the lead singer from that country group, Sugarland. I wish that you give her a guitar, the ability to play it and a 10:00 to 11:00 time slot at Baby Dolls in which to showcase her talents. Also, give her some lessons on coming through for friends in need.

2. Longelegantlegs - For her to disclose the location of that certain piece of art.

3. Millee - For her to pay up on the bet she lost earlier this year.

4. Teenyelliott - Santa, she scares me sometimes. Really! So instead of asking for a Mr. Miyagi to teach me "wax on, wax off", I'm asking that you use what she learned from her week-long cruise for the good of mankind (drinking and dancing nude on the Captain's table)

5. EX52D- Santa, we just want the truth from EX52D. Are they really, you know?

6. Dashing Dasher - Santa, for DD, I'm hoping she wakes up to find ex-Raider George Blanda in her bed.

7. Tuffydoodle - For her to apologize for all the mean things she did to me in high school (and she should apologize for that kid in the wheelchair that she pushed down the ramp). If she does, then give her a new horse. If she doesn't, then make the horse the "Animal House" variety.

8. Fierce Allegiance - To award him with a dirt moving contract at Hooters.

9. r-q-tek86 - A new screen name.

10. Peacebaby - She keeps saying she wants peace but I wish you give her something really goofy. Maybe combine the two and have her see Michael Jackson appointed to the UN.

11. Lawgirl - That she represent me in case any of my FReeper friends sue me over the gifts you will give them at my request.

12. Najida - Santa, this one is special and sincere. Have her wake up with all the hunks on her profile in her bed.

13. Jersey Republican Biker Chick - Give her new Schwin or Huffy bike. As you can see by her screen name, she likes bikes.

Santa, this concludes my list. It's long but these guys are special and they deserve everything I listed. Tell the Mrs. I said hi and that even after all these years, she is still doable.

Max

[teenyelliott]

I was not nude.

[Dashing Dasher]

6. Dashing Dasher - Santa, for DD, I'm hoping she wakes up to find ex-Raider George Blanda in her bed.

Been there; done that.
It took me forever to get rid of him!

PS... Bears, Colts, Bears, Oilers, Raiders.

[PaulaB]

LOL

Merry Christmas Max

[EX52D]

LOL...cute post Max.

[r-q-tek86]

Dear Santa,

Please help Max learn to use the f-ing "-" key like everyone else.

r-q-tek86

p.s. Max, I do have a new screen name

[Fierce Allegiance]

Thanks, Max. You read me like a book! OK, in your case, a childrens book, no words, just pics.

[motormouth]

YOU couldnt even through in a GOOD word for me!
Some FRiend you are..

Ping me no more! :o(

[motormouth]

Damn tequila..

through=throw

[peacebaby]

Dear Santa,

Max is close but no cigar.

I'd like to see Michael Jackson do the moonwalk! Really, I would.

Sincerely,

Peacebaby

PS: Max is scared of me. Take what he says with a grain of salt.

[LongElegantLegs]

Dear Santa,
Be it known to all that Max PROMISED me a puppy on another thread. A "real sick puppy" were his exact words.. I will expect delivery no later than 5:00pm central time, on Dec 25.
If you have any trouble finding my apartment complex, just follow the sirens.
I want a small dog, though, not a big hurking one like Mr. Legs wants. No pitbulls. I will consider ending all pending legal action against you over the Pony Fiasco if you comply by the time specified.
Thank you,
Li'l Orphan Legs

[najida]

Thank you very, very much Max :)