[Maximus of Texas]

Dear Santa,

Peacebaby speaks the truth. I am, indeed, scared of her. I put her in the same category as teenyelliott. That photo she sent to me of her in at leather outfit, while titillating, put the fear of God in me. (As God is my witness, I never knew they could make leather straps that small)

Sincerly,

Max

P.S. Santa, is Mrs Claus coming with you this year?

[peacebaby]

Dear SAnta,

Max has forgotten the age-old wisdom: Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned.

Give Max strength, Santa. He's gonna need it.

Fondly,

Peacebaby