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Dear Santa
Ms Claus
Posted on 12/20/2005 1:05:13 PM PST by PaulaB
Dear Santa, This is PaulaB...............
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: christmas; christmaslist
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To: Maximus of Texas
Dear Santa,
Max is close but no cigar.
I'd like to see Michael Jackson do the moonwalk! Really, I would.
Sincerely,
Peacebaby
PS: Max is scared of me. Take what he says with a grain of salt.
141
posted on
12/20/2005 3:43:09 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: PaulaB
(dictating my son's letter) Dear Santa,
What I'd like for Christmas is a map of Asia...and Santa, I'd like you to have a wonderful Christmas too.
Does Rudolph actually guide your sleigh?
Your Friend,
Drew
To: Michael Goldsberry
Hey! How did I get on that list? This year I only hurt the folks who had it coming!
Now love..
if we are on there so are you
its the way of friendship ;P
143
posted on
12/20/2005 3:47:01 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Fierce Allegiance
ah geez. I can't quit laughing.
Ah geez.
ahhh, geeezzzz.
144
posted on
12/20/2005 3:47:31 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: DrewsDad
Ruffle Andrew's hair for me. That's a good kid.
Leapfrog
To: PMCarey
Dear PM,
Superman said for me to tell you
he is all filled up...check back earlier next year
Best regards
Santa
146
posted on
12/20/2005 3:49:23 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: peacebaby
Dear Santa,
Peacebaby speaks the truth. I am, indeed, scared of her. I put her in the same category as teenyelliott. That photo she sent to me of her in at leather outfit, while titillating, put the fear of God in me. (As God is my witness, I never knew they could make leather straps that small)
Sincerly,
Max
P.S. Santa, is Mrs Claus coming with you this year?
To: DrewsDad
Dear Drew,
I like smart kids. I will have a wonderful Christmas
knowing there are kids out there with a big heart like
yourself.
Stay safe and God Bless
Santa
148
posted on
12/20/2005 3:52:06 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Zacs Mom
It's all about believing
149
posted on
12/20/2005 3:53:31 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: DrewsDad
"What I'd like for Christmas is a map of Asia"
Sounds like your son as been FReeping to much and has been pinged one too many times.
To: Maximus of Texas
Dear SAnta,
Max has forgotten the age-old wisdom: Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned.
Give Max strength, Santa. He's gonna need it.
Fondly,
Peacebaby
151
posted on
12/20/2005 3:57:38 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: PaulaB
I see you made it home. I guess my present didn't work.
My take-home order from PFChangs downstairs should be ready so I'm heading home and the wife and I are going to watch Holiday Inn.
Reminder, set your alarm clock to start your Wednesday thread before 7:00 AM.
To: peacebaby
Dear Peacebaby,
Since you took 5 less pills
this year and TRIED
to be nice....I will be sending a NEW martini shaker
and a new frying pan to straighten Max out.
Love
Santa
153
posted on
12/20/2005 4:01:23 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Maximus of Texas
Before 7 am?
I gotta have my beauty sleep MR
154
posted on
12/20/2005 4:02:20 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: PaulaB
Start the thread and go back to sleep. We don't need you on the thread. We just need you to start it. Just think of yourself as a thread whore.
Later Gator!
To: Maximus of Texas
Just for that...it'll be noon
later suckerrrrrrrrrrr ;)
156
posted on
12/20/2005 4:07:27 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Michael Goldsberry
His hair has been duly ruffled just before it's about to be cut. The cowlick is getting more prominent and the razor is about to start up.
BTW, he said thanks for the compliment.
To: PaulaB
I like smart kids. He said, "Oh Goody, maybe I'll get lots of presents."
To: PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
uh, Santa,
Thanks for offering me the frying pan to straigten Max out, but the frying pan really has my husband's name written ALL OVER IT, and I can deal with Max another way.
WhatI simply don't understand how a martini shaker's gonna help me with all these pills... .
Nonetheless, I am grateful.
Slushingly yours,
Peasssssbaby
159
posted on
12/20/2005 4:13:57 PM PST
by
peacebaby
(Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
To: Maximus of Texas
I don't know where the map of Asia request came from exactly. We were out shopping and looking at puzzles and maps for someone else, so maybe it's the wish for the day. He is a bit of a geography buff, though.
He's still a bit young(7) to be FReeping.
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