Posted on 12/19/2005 9:43:18 PM PST by Sarajevo
I remember how I used to sit on your face and wriggle.
Uh, are we still quoting movies or reliving our senior prom?
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
I'm reliving our senior prom ... and stop calling me Shirley.
The prom, it was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit.
I haven't felt this awful since I saw that Ronald Reagan film.
Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it.
Understandable ;-)
I wasn't trying to be snarky, I really do wonder if people ever use those. I asked for one once, and the employee just stared at me. "Uh, I don't think we have any..."
The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...
Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Male announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.
Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.
Male announcer: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone sh%t again.
male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone.
Female announcer: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
Male announcer: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.
Where'd everybody else go?
Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects.
"In college, I took and passed Anatomy by Braille 101...I got an A+ as a matter of fact."
why am I not surprised?
(anatomy of Braille, maybe?)
You win!
You want a girl with skin like braille?!
Ha-ha! That's silly! It's a temporary tattoo. It comes off in water.
You're supposed to erase the file before returning the package.
It's like rewinding the video tape.
I sure am looking forward to getting the first installment...
It'll be here any day now. It's coming from Nigeria.
You want a girl with bumps that wash off?
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