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Playboy, In Braille
Banterist ^ | December 5, 2005 | Brian Sack.

Posted on 12/19/2005 9:43:18 PM PST by Sarajevo

Most likely you are surprised that such a thing exists. You are not alone.

When I discovered Playboy in Braille years ago, it was in a box in an abandoned building. I found myself in a state of disbelief. The kind you feel when you're being chased by a leprechaun with a crossbow.

It's normal to not want Playboy in Braille to exist. Because it's weird. It raises too many questions. Questions like: Why is the government printing Playboy in Braille? And: How do you explain a naked woman to a pubescent, visually impaired teen?

"Elka leans against a wall, wearing only a carpenter's tool belt. She's hot. Believe me."

"Katsumi arches unnaturally over a coffee table. You can see the whole thing."

"Anja's Mediterranean skin is a warm brown, like the craft paper Playboy you're reading with your finger."

Playboy in Braille makes you think. It's exciting but uncomfortable at the same time. Like Courtney Love fixing your stove.

Run your fingers over the pages, never really knowing if you're touching a gorgeous blonde or an essay by Tom Clancy. Was that Cindy Crawford's bum, or an interview with Gore Vidal? Frankly, it's whatever you want it to be.

That's the glory of Playboy in Braille. November 1995.Volume XLII, No. 11.

It's number 2 in a 4 part series. I don't know where the other parts are, but you'd only miss them if you could read Braille. And you can't, because you're reading this.

This would be a terrible gift for the visually impaired, because you don't give the visually impaired one quarter of a decade-old Playboy as a gift.

But for you? Put it out on the coffee table like I did. Owning Playboy in Braille is like having a Day-Glo orange monkey that can curse in Farsi. It gets attention. People talk.

You want Playboy in Braille. Playboy in Braille wants you.

At least that's what I think it says.

[In a fit of irony, eBay removed the listing, citing it as being for "Mature Audiences."]

Posted in eBay by Brian Sack


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Books/Literature; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: braille; bump; bumps; playboy
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This seems to be one of those touchy-feely articles.
1 posted on 12/19/2005 9:43:19 PM PST by Sarajevo
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To: Sarajevo

Always wondered what a topless bar for the blind would be like?
Sick joke, I`m sorry, but makes a fellow think for a minute


2 posted on 12/19/2005 9:52:19 PM PST by bybybill (GOD help us if the Rats win)
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To: Sarajevo; bybybill

A friend of mine actually owns a few of these.
They are real.

He has them on the coffee table in his office.


3 posted on 12/19/2005 9:54:32 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
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To: Sarajevo

At least there's no risk of going blind.


4 posted on 12/19/2005 9:56:32 PM PST by Sloth (Freedom of speech doesn't mean the rest of us have to shut up.)
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To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare

LOL ping


5 posted on 12/19/2005 10:02:58 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (If you think you know what's coming next....You don't know Jack.)
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To: Sarajevo

Pics?

Hold it...

Umm...

Never mind...


6 posted on 12/19/2005 10:20:10 PM PST by Old Sarge (In a Hole in the Ground, there Lived a Fobbit...)
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To: Sloth

Excellent comment.

LOL


7 posted on 12/19/2005 10:33:03 PM PST by Peleliu1944 (What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?)
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To: Sarajevo

I just buy it for the articles.


8 posted on 12/20/2005 5:01:42 AM PST by Gay State Conservative
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To: Sarajevo; PaulaB; Rose of Sharn; motormouth; EX52D; day10; teenyelliott; tuffydoodle; ...


I always wondered why the Playmate of the Month had a thousand nipples. This 'splains things.
9 posted on 12/20/2005 6:25:44 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Was George Bailey Gay?)
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To: Maximus of Texas; Snardius

If it takes two hands to read Braille, lots of guys are gonna miss out on the extra-curricular activity that goes with reading Playboy, aren't they?


10 posted on 12/20/2005 6:48:23 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: peacebaby

Probably but that's what the wife is for... to get meh beer.


11 posted on 12/20/2005 6:50:16 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Was George Bailey Gay?)
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To: peacebaby

May I point out that blind people also have sex lives too? (husband of a legally blind woman here)


12 posted on 12/20/2005 6:50:50 AM PST by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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To: Sarajevo

Yeah, but will a blind person be able to read Braille after growing hair on their palms?


13 posted on 12/20/2005 6:51:40 AM PST by dirtboy (Drool overflowed my buffer...)
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To: GAB-1955

No need to point out that blind people have sex lives. I'm aware of that. It doesn't take sight to feel.

My apologies for the offense you took in my comment.


14 posted on 12/20/2005 6:53:31 AM PST by peacebaby (Good morning heartache, if you're gonna stay, you gotta get a job, I've got bills to pay.)
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To: GAB-1955

Then allow me to ask an honest question; Has your wife ever used the drive-thru braille menu at McDonalds?


15 posted on 12/20/2005 7:00:31 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (Nellie wants a story-book; she thinks dolls are folly)
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To: LongElegantLegs

No. She hates McDonald's.


16 posted on 12/20/2005 7:03:22 AM PST by GAB-1955 (being dragged, kicking and screaming, into the Kingdom of Heaven....)
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To: Maximus of Texas

You are just NOT normal! ;o)

MM


17 posted on 12/20/2005 7:05:39 AM PST by motormouth
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To: Gay State Conservative
I subscribed for many years and yes it was for the articles. In college my room mate would take the centerfold and plaster our ceiling with those pics. Yes I did have a sore neck from looking up....

But let's not forget that Ian Fleming's Bond novels were serialized in Playboy during the 60s and I will never forget the illustration for "You Only Live Twice."

18 posted on 12/20/2005 7:07:57 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: LongElegantLegs

You ever been in a cockpit before?


19 posted on 12/20/2005 7:13:13 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Was George Bailey Gay?)
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To: motormouth
I am Abby Normal


20 posted on 12/20/2005 7:15:41 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Was George Bailey Gay?)
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