Oh my God, her eyes arent crossed anymore.
Yeah, that's something, aint it? She falls in a well,
eyes go crossed. She gets kicked by a mule, they go back to normal. I dont know.
Clark dreaming of his pool. Eddie interrupting the dream by coming on the diving board.

"Merry Christmas! ("Shitter was full" line that is supposed to follow was censored). At least I have this on DVD. Bought it two years ago just before Christmas. Got it in a sale at Best Buy. That movie and A Christmas Story for 15 bucks.