Patriots will not win the super bowl
Earnhardt will not win the cup
Red Sox will not win the World Series
I will not be called by Ferarri to take over for Michael Schumacher
I will turn 40 (UNNNGH!)
I will be divorced.
My daughters will always love me
I will smile every single day for the reason right above
HEHEHEHE!!!
I will turn 40 (UNNNGH!)
40 is no big deal it's the next 3-6 years that you REALLY find out that some of the things you did in the early years that kinda hurt, start to hurt when the weather changes or you just move around;)
Swordmaker's 100% true predictions for 2006
1 - The SF 49ers will not win the World Series.
2 - Neither the New York York Yankees nor the Sacramento Kings will make it to the Superbowl.
3 - Andorra's Space program will not land a man on the Moon.
4 - Barbra Streisand will not take the Triple Crown and, in fact, will not finish in the Money... she will, however, continue to bray.
5 - A newly discovered Vincent Van Gogh painting will not sell for $10.99 as a Blue Light Special at K-Mart.
6 - Tiger Woods will not win the Heavyweight Championship of the World.
7 - Jim Robinson will not declare that Al Gore won the 2004 Presidential Election.
8 - The Dow Jones Industrial Average will not reach an all time high of 123 on April 15th.
9 - The R.M.S. Titanic will not win the America's Cup for the fourth consecutive year.
10 - NASA will not put the Space Shuttle up for sale on eBay with an opening bid of 1 cent.
11 - Senator Hilary Clinton will not publicly admit the profits on the Cattle Futures were a poorly disguised bribe for her husband and she will further not announce that she is resigning her Senate seat to become the Mother Superior of the Nuns of Poor Eleanor Roosevelt while not simultaneously channeling Elvis on Prime Time Television in Iraq.
12 - Elvis will not enter the building.
13 - Global Warming will not be conclusively proved to exist or to be caused solely by the warming of Pop Tarts in defective toasters.
14 - Jimmy Hoffa, Judge Crater and Jack the Ripper will still be dead.
15 - The IRS will not declare bankruptcy on April 15th.
16 - Teddy Kennedy, despite excellent credentials and obvious talent in the category, will not come in first place in the "Biggest Loser" Reality TV show.
The fact that all of these things will occur in 2006 will probably be blamed on George W. Bush.
On the other hand, a large percentage of Liberals will still profess that the last two Presidential Elections were stolen by Republican Thugs.
I'm sorry about the future.