Posted on 12/15/2005 3:07:40 PM PST by rawhide
Yea, but does it put the seat down for the wife?
Words fail me...
So9
There's hassles with toilet paper?
No, Sears still provides it free.
How does one know if it did the job properly and completely?
A computer chip does a read out and repeats the process if needed.
I wish they made taller toliets....I am tired of the toliets at my ankles.....sinks at my knee's...showerhead's just below my shoulder......
What's next, something to squeeze you, so you don't have to "push?"
I'm having a "Larry the Cable Guy" moment.
For you. Merry Christmas.
Throughout my military career in aviation maintenance I always taught my Marines that working on airplanes is a lot like taking a dump: the job isn't done till the paperwork is completed, CORRECTLY!
LOL!
Geesh, Im all for personal hygiene, but, (no pun intended), its a sad day when one can't wipe their own a$$.
MM
After 30 years of marriage, you'd think my wife and daughter would have learned to put the seat back up when they are finished.
"After 30 years of marriage, you'd think my wife and daughter would have learned to put the seat back up when they are finished."
I know what you mean. You'd think they would have the common courtesy. Hah!
BTW, your screen name wouldn't have anything to do with aiming at the toilet?(grin)
does it come with a REMOTE though? For that price it should....lol
Everything comes with a remote anymore.
okay Im buying one then......The REMOTE is what made my decision to buy it...umm does it come with FREE batteries thouth the ones that work for like 2 hours then die and then u gotta go buy new ones...lol
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