[Slings and Arrows]

Just damn. That thing looks like a spider dipped in fluorescent paint.

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Actually, I think it's a Festivus tree. You can stand under it, air grievances or perform feats of strength.

My entry in the lame Christmas tree contest is in my hometown of Flagstaff, AZ, lame liberalism capital of the Southwest: located at the heart of a Ponderosa pine forest which produces millions of board feet of timber each year, Flagstaff's Heritage Square Christmas tree is made of plastic. Come and see it so we can hit you with our exorbitant bed, board and booze tax so we can build more bike paths and buy more lame civic art.