[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

I knew this was WWN when I read the first sentence. WWN has that kind of writing style - the first sentence usually ends with an exclamation point.

[dfwgator]

Remember the one from Airplane!, "Man has sex change operation, marries self."

[dfwgator]

But then again nowadays The New York Times is just about as credible as the WWN.

[murdoog]

WWN has that kind of writing style - the first sentence usually ends with an exclamation point.

All the forced alliteration ("mortified mother","matronly mom") is what tipped me off. That's a WWN trademark.