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Sex life with bite
Herald Sun ^ | 15 December 2005

Posted on 12/14/2005 5:02:33 PM PST by Aussie Dasher

A COMPLICATED dance, a bite on the rump and ferocious backward kicks are all part of the wombat's lovemaking repertoire, a new study has revealed.

Until recently, there were no recorded observations of mating between wombats.

But the director of Nocturnal Wildlife Research Ltd, biologist Clive Marks, found wombats were more likely than the average Aussie male to emulate moves from the Kama Sutra.

Mr Marks, whose findings are to be published this week, says the first successful captive breeding of wombats was recorded in Hannover, Germany, in 1982.

"With absolute precision, details of the wombat's sex life were recorded and, surprisingly, it seemed anything but modest," he says.

"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Then in 1990, Mr Marks filmed the first common wombat courtship and mating in captivity in Australia, at Tonimbuk Farm in south-eastern Victoria.

"The female, after a prolonged period of copulation in the same position, broke away and began to trot in a pattern of circles and figures of eight," he says.

"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump. She immediately stopped just long enough to permit him to roll her on her side and begin copulating again.

"If the male was slow to mount, she would kick back aggressively and not let him roll her on her side again until she had run round in more circles and figures of eight. This happened seven times."

Space seems to be the key. Mr Marks says without the "hard to get" figure eight dance, the female will not allow the male to mount.

But zoo keepers are catching on. Mr Marks says biologist Catriona MacCallum at the Western Plains Zoo in Dubbo has had spectacular wombat breeding success.

"Joining and modifying the pen systems to permit a chase, she not only found that wombat breeding was possible in captivity, but she found herself with the first recorded case of wombat twins."

Mr Marks says he hopes his study will solve the sloth-like image problem of the common wombat, making the furry marsupials "the symbol of Australian male sexual virility".


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: sex; wombats
Here's something you didn't know when you woke up this morning!

Methinks Mr Marks has far too much spare time...

1 posted on 12/14/2005 5:02:33 PM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

How dare they write an article about my lovemaking habits :)


2 posted on 12/14/2005 5:04:27 PM PST by Frenetic
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To: Aussie Dasher; windcliff
This article is okay.

Please NO stories about moonbat's sex life!

3 posted on 12/14/2005 5:08:16 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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To: I Drive Too Fast

Moonbats shouldn't have sex. Too much chance of reproduction.


4 posted on 12/14/2005 5:09:44 PM PST by Aussie Dasher (The Great Ronald Reagan & John Paul II - Heaven's Dream Team!)
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To: I Drive Too Fast
Please NO stories about moonbat's sex life!

Since they all live with their moms there is little chance of a sex life.

5 posted on 12/14/2005 5:22:18 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Aussie Dasher
"The male chased her, following closely behind, and then bit her on the rump.

Note to self;
probably best not to try this in the grocery store.

6 posted on 12/14/2005 5:30:54 PM PST by carlr
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To: Dashing Dasher

You may pick up some pointers here.


7 posted on 12/15/2005 6:15:58 AM PST by Maximus of Texas (Was George Bailey Gay?)
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To: carlr
Note to self; probably best not to try this in the grocery store.

OK...that does it! you owe me for a new keyboard, a new monitor...AND a fresh cup of coffee, since I laughed so hard I spewed it all over the place! Too funny!

8 posted on 12/15/2005 6:19:35 AM PST by Ulysses ("Most of us go through life thinking we're Superman. Superman goes through life being Clark Kent!")
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To: codyjacksmom
"It appeared to be a physically demanding process, complete with chasing, biting, grunting and loads of heavy breathing."

Sound familiar? ; )

9 posted on 12/15/2005 2:00:41 PM PST by laceybrookesdad (A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short !)
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