I'm laughing right now - not at the story though. My oldest is a 19 year old boy who knows EVERYTHING. He decided that the rules of our home were too restrictive (no alcohol, tobacco or drugs) so he moved away. He settled in Minot, ND about 7 months ago after having lived in the SF Bay Area his entire life. Wonder how he likes it ND?
Heehee. I went thru there once on a train. We stopped for a break and I had a chance to go to a local grocery store near the station. I don't know what Minot is like now, but back in '76...well, I was glad I was getting back on that train.
I'll bet he has the numbers for every Pizza delivery place quite handy about now...