JERRY: It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!
ELAINE: You know I'm a little hungry. You wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left?
Posted on 12/13/2005 8:58:22 AM PST by pissant
With Santa's help, I have taken the liberty to set up a freeper gift exchange. I put all the names into Blurblogger's 10 gallon hat and drew the names out. (No worries, I disenfected the hat first!).
Of course, being Pissant, I decided that I would also provide a gift purchase recommendation, knowing how all the freepers are having trouble even selecting that gift for Aunt Mildred.
All freepers were included, but I am only providing a sample below:
FROM........................TO............................PA RECOMENDS
CedarDave...................Pissant.......................Case of Guiness
Paula B.........................MaximusofTexas.......Used nylons
Laney............................JoeSixPack1.............Framed"Glamour shot"
DashingDasher...............Skooz.......................Gift cert. for Dasher's Dungeon
Owl Eagle......................JRBikerChick...........The Best of U2
Tijeras Slim....................MartinFierro.............Engagement ring
Pissant...........................Blurblogger..............Amy Grant
JERRY: It's all George's fault. All that talk about impotence. He got to me. And that orgasm stuff: orgasm this and orgasm that. It's a lot of pressure!
ELAINE: You know I'm a little hungry. You wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left?
JERRY: That was our Bobka. We had that Bobka!
ELAINE: What's this one?
CLERK: That's cinnamon Bobka.
JERRY: Another Bobka?
CLERK: There's chocolate and there's cinnamon.
JERRY: Well, we've got to get the cinnamon.
ELAINE: No, but they got the chocolate. We'll be going in with a lesser Bobka.
JERRY: I beg your pardon? Cinnamon takes a back seat to no Bobka. People love cinnamon. It should be on tables at restaurants along with salt and pepper. Anytime anyone says, "Oh This is so good. What's in it?" The answer invariably comes back, Cinnamon. Cinnamon. Again and again. Lesser Bobka - I think not.
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