[Horatio Gates]

I had a car vs. dog with the dog (named TACO) DRT. My sketch/diagram had the dog on it with two X X where his eyes are supposed to be.

Just kidding here of course but I never could understand why we need to do reports on dog versus car

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Actually it was a 600 dollar papered Chihauhau. And the owners were from a certain part of the world where dogs are sometimes on the menu.

I arrived in his driveway and he came outside pulling his oxygen tank and smoking a cigarette.

I only asked for the dogs name to make my FTO laugh. It worked.