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Republicans are Coming to Town to ZOT poor poets

Posted on 12/09/2005 3:47:35 PM PST by My Kingdom for a Beer

You better be good,

You better behave!

Or you're gonna end up

In Abu Ghraib!

Republicans are coming the town!

We're making up lists -

Our clans and our tribes!

We help you with laws

If you pay us with bribes!

Republicans are coming the town!

We know if you support us!

We know if you protest!

We know if you watch news on FOX

Or Moyers on PBS!

So you better be good!

And don't you be gay!

Or we'll lock you away

At Guantanamo Bay!

Republicans are coming the town!


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KEYWORDS: deaniac; dnctalkingpoints; ozone; troll; zot
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To: Darksheare
And post 1 has been devoured.

Collateral damage from the ZOT. I restored the blank reply #1

21 posted on 12/09/2005 3:58:43 PM PST by Admin Moderator
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

So how's that Fitzmas thing working out for ya?


22 posted on 12/09/2005 3:58:49 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!!!


23 posted on 12/09/2005 3:58:51 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: visualops

Good thing I didn't get any proximity burns!



You don't have a proximity fuze on your mouse?
Try tapeing a penny under the ball...


24 posted on 12/09/2005 3:58:58 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Crawdad
MY KINGDOM FOR A BEER: WHAT HAPPEN?
PUBS: HOW ARE YOU MY KINGDOM FOR A BEER!!
PUBS: WE ARE COME THE TOWN.
25 posted on 12/09/2005 3:59:34 PM PST by RichInOC (PUBS: HA HA HA HA....)
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To: Admin Moderator

Ouch, that must have been some fracturing and flash melting!


26 posted on 12/09/2005 3:59:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer
You know, if half the things you said were true, you'd be on the next flight to Club Gitmo.

Not that there's anything wrong with that....
27 posted on 12/09/2005 4:00:06 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Whats with the Marquis of Queensbury Rules bullsh*t, we fight for our very survival! Fight Dirty!)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

28 posted on 12/09/2005 4:00:40 PM PST by ChadGore (VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans.)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

IATZ


29 posted on 12/09/2005 4:00:41 PM PST by HighWheeler ("The penalty good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." Plato)
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To: FEARED MUTATION
Yes...DFU is WAAAY more talented, but...for a troll this was a semi-humorous try, don't you think?
30 posted on 12/09/2005 4:00:42 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: rlmorel

;-)

Getting better though!


31 posted on 12/09/2005 4:01:38 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer
You must be bi equatorial, which is worse than bi polar.
32 posted on 12/09/2005 4:02:06 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

Not bad. I like your screen name as well. Too bad you won't last.


33 posted on 12/09/2005 4:02:22 PM PST by VegasCowboy ("...he wore his gun outside his pants, for all the honest world to feel.")
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To: mware

MIDI - SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

You better watch out...you may hear her cry
You should be aware, I'm telling you why
Mary Mapes is coming to town

She's selling her book...it's fiction for sure
Like white driven snow, she claims she is pure
Mary Mapes is coming to town

She hates the evil FReepers...Buckhead, perhaps the most
She pushed her phony documents...and her job was turned to toast

You better watch out...you may hear her cry
You should be aware, I'm telling you why
Mary Mapes is coming to town

She'll never admit what she did was wrong
And she had her job a decade too long
Mary Mapes is coming to town

She hates the evil FReepers...Buckhead, perhaps the most
She pushed her phony documents...and her job was turned to toast

You better watch out...you may hear her cry
You should be aware, I'm telling you why
Mary Mapes is coming to town

Your town...your town...your town

34 posted on 12/09/2005 4:02:52 PM PST by doug from upland (The troops will come home when the mission is complete)
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To: ChadGore

Ack! My Eyes! I have viewed an unshielded Hildabeest!!!


35 posted on 12/09/2005 4:02:53 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer
Image hosted by TinyPic.com Merry Christmas troll
36 posted on 12/09/2005 4:02:55 PM PST by skimask (Ignorance is a curse from God, Knowledge the wing wherewith we fly to heaven.)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

Hey wait a sec., we despoil the environment too!


37 posted on 12/09/2005 4:03:06 PM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances – and it advances relentlessly – freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

When I saw this I thought this was going to be a thread about those poets who whine about not getting any government money for their art.


38 posted on 12/09/2005 4:03:48 PM PST by HungarianGypsy (`)
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To: doug from upland
GOOD GOD! THE MAN JUST PUMPS EM OUT!


39 posted on 12/09/2005 4:04:26 PM PST by rlmorel ("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
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To: My Kingdom for a Beer

Dang I missed your ZOT!


40 posted on 12/09/2005 4:05:15 PM PST by rocksblues (I support the war on terror)
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