| What Your Underwear Says About You |
 You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear. |
Uh, oh.
Posted on 12/09/2005 7:30:18 AM PST by BJClinton
Try to behave!! :o)
Don't tell me what to do....
;-)))))))))))))
(So, I'm sitting in a bar at LAX and the couple next to me is threatening to play their home-made DVD... if you know what I mean.... I just LOVE Business Travel!! WOOHOO!
I'll let you know if i see anythihng "good" or otherwise.... )
LOL Let them play it!
Have a safe flight!
OH MY GAWD!!!!
Star Search for the next Porn Stars.
Hilarious!!!!
Wilford Brimley: Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley, and I've had diabetes for about 20 years. I stay active and I feel pretty good most of the time. See, I do things differently now. I'm not perfect, but I try to watch my diet and exercise. And I check my blood sugar, and I get all my diabetic testing supplies from Liberty Mutual.
Like I said, I'm not perfect. I guess.. some of the things I told you just now are downright fibs. Like the diet and exercise thing. When I said I watch my diet, I guess I mean I watch the minivan from Buddy's Barbecue pull up and unload about $200 worth of pork ribs onto my driveway while I stand in the doorway hiding my food boulder in my Bermuda shorts.
When it comes to exercise, well that's just a boldfaced lie. I've never moved fast enough to sweat , except when I was making a baby. Even then, I took some much-needed breaks. My doctor isn't even sure I've got diabetes. He just says I look like somebody who would have it. I do check my blood-sugar every day, though, just in case. And Liberty Medical brings all the testing supplies right to my door, so it's easy to track my health.
[ sprays whipped cream into his mouth ]
Who am I kidding? That's bull hockey! I don't keep track of my health at all! People just assume I eat a lot of Quaker Oats, so I must be okay. Heck, I wouldn’t eat oatmeal if it was the filling in a Dove Bar. I can't stand that gobbledly gook! It always seems like somebody else ate it first. Sorry, Quaker, but I'm Wilford Brimley, I say it how I feel it.
You know what I do like, are them S'Mores. And old-fashioned wedding cake frosting - the kind that's still got lard in it. And meringue made out of egg yolks instead of egg whites. Some people call it cholesterol, I just call it good.
If you have diabetes, you check your blood sugar, and you check it often. There's no reason not to. Call Liberty. They can help you have a better life.
Now, I'm gonna go get off my horse by getting onto a smaller horse, and then onto a large dog, until I'm near enough to the ground to roll off.
You take care now.
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| What Your Underwear Says About You |
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You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run around in your underwear. |
Uh, oh.
Is that a scene from the new gay cowboy movie?
Home safe and sound.
Glad to hear it.
Didja get a copy of the home movie?
No - it wasn't a home movie...
It was from Brazil - actually the new Porn Star Search!
No kidding!
The couple who won... em... nevermind.
I have a funny feeling that won't be on Fox anytime soon.
LOL!
I hate it when I have to actually work on Friday.
Thanks, Bloomroot The Swift
We spent most of the time here.
Shhhh, don't tell My wife!
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