But according to 12 step it's the only way that works and that simply isn't the case.
I don't think there's anything to look past, the fact that AA insist all addiction is a disease and their approach is the only one possible does give it a cult like quality. And that right there is a well for satire, if you're going to satirize something you generally don't go past the funniest layer.
Nonsense. Which of the steps says that?