Obviously you must be kin to Michyaqel Dukakis. Let me put it a bit stronger. If someone were to rape your mother, would you react or just sit on your tuff? There are things up with which I will not put.
Nice strawman you got there. Your previous strawman didn't get the correct result, so you have to resort to an even more outrageous one.
Were you this offended after the Scientology episode?