[Stoat]

I do love our dear British Friends, but I think that the next time I visit over the pond I will travel via other means than rail.

[goldstategop]

Some people try have sex in their cars or their motorcycles at full speed. Its hard to pay attention to where you're going when you're in the throes of pleasure. I've heard people do it in a plane. This is the first time I've heard of people having sex in a train caboose.

(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie.Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")

[Solamente]

Driver: I say! Am I hurting you?
Woman: Why, no! Whatever would make you think such a thing?
Driver: You moved!

[endthematrix]

"Do you know the driver? "

No...but that's MY wife!

[Neanderthal]

“There is a time and a place for pranks and behind the wheel of a train travelling at 125mph is not one of them.”

I always thought it was child's play to operate the steering wheel of a train. What do they need a "wheel" for? What does it do?

I'd be more concerned about whoever was operating the brakes, not the steering wheel. LOL.

[cloud8]

"DO you know the driver? Call The Sun..."

How can we do that without a picture?

[robowombat]

Evey day it seems I read something that astounds me about the collapse of standards. My father was a career railway engineer. The few times I was permitted to visit him in the working area always required me being introduced to the (at least) assistant yardmaster as a way of vetting my presence. I was never allowed to be in the cab during actual train movement and the only time I had an on the job visit was when my dad was working a yard job never a through freight let alone a passenger job. This story reflects a complete collapse of discipline at all levels in Midland Rail. Its not just the operating employees that engaged in these disgraceful antics that the hammer should fall on but the management team as well starting with the superintendent of operations, the railway police and the office of the road foreman and the assistant road foreman of engines. For operating employees to engage in these acts indicates a long term decline of discipline and professionalism and the rot starts at the top.

[sgtbono2002]

Well its pretty bad thats for sure, but let me ask : What kind of slut would have sex with the Engineer while someone else was taking a video of the action?

[Semper Paratus]

Benny Hill Lives!

[gridlock]

I dare say these trains are automated. The driver is essentially ballast. Probably the only reason he is there is because of union rules.

Idle hands are the Devil's playthings, as they say...

[SmithL]

I will travel via other means than rail.

I guess that you don't want to know what the pilot was up to, on the way over the pond.

heh heh heh

[bad company]

Baby likes to rock it like a boogie woogie choo choo train.

[razorback-bert]

I guess you could say, she like to pull a train.