Who the hell pays these guys to measure bat balls?
To: stan the beaver
Harry Moore, a sperm researcher That's gotta be a joke name.
To: stan the beaver
Well, I believe ... um, I think ..... er..... what?
3 posted on
12/08/2005 4:13:01 PM PST by
Texas WOP
To: stan the beaver
"Harry Moore, a sperm researcher at the University of Sheffield, UK" I think this one needs to be on that TLC show "Dirty jobs".
4 posted on
12/08/2005 4:13:08 PM PST by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: stan the beaver
Now there's an great job.
:-D )))
5 posted on
12/08/2005 4:13:26 PM PST by
RichInOC
("...okay, turn your head and cough." *squeak!*)
To: stan the beaver; Chieftain
Thanks for posting! Too funny...there are so many lines in this for funny retorts.
To: stan the beaver
Using this analogy, Kerry must have a huge set of nads! Or I should say, had. I think Teresa had him neutered.
8 posted on
12/08/2005 4:14:46 PM PST by
saganite
(The poster formerly known as Arkie 2)
To: stan the beaver
HA I knew it!
LOL, all you poor guys out there....
JUST KIDDING!!!! (jeez)LOL
9 posted on
12/08/2005 4:15:09 PM PST by
Danae
(Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
To: stan the beaver
10 posted on
12/08/2005 4:16:03 PM PST by
pipecorp
(Let's have a CRUSADE! , the 'slims have already started. 1900 useless replies and still going!)
To: stan the beaver
Wow. I'm still trying to figure out that first sentence.
11 posted on
12/08/2005 4:17:03 PM PST by
keats5
To: stan the beaver
"Holy bat-balls, Batman!"
12 posted on
12/08/2005 4:17:03 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(Vote Democrat--it's Easier than Getting a Job.)
To: stan the beaver
So, either getting laid is no big deal because the ladies are easy, or else getting laid is hard because the ladies are picky and so you have to outsmart them.
No wonder humans have such big brains.
14 posted on
12/08/2005 4:19:40 PM PST by
sourcery
(Either the Constitution trumps stare decisis, or else the Constitution is a dead letter.)
To: stan the beaver; nicmarlo; Darksheare; null and void; Borax Queen
"Who the hell pays these guys to measure bat balls?" .
15 posted on
12/08/2005 4:23:50 PM PST by
sweetliberty
(Stupidity should make you sterile.)
To: stan the beaver
It could also have something to do with those close-fitting tights...
25 posted on
12/08/2005 6:15:00 PM PST by
mikrofon
(Testes, testes ...1 ...2 ...3?)
To: Berosus; blam; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Do not dub me shapka broham; Ernest_at_the_Beach; ...
Of course, the female bats (in bat language) keep demanding that the male bats stop and ask direction, regardless of testicle size or the fact that bats don't need to see to fly.
26 posted on
12/08/2005 10:59:18 PM PST by
SunkenCiv
(Down with Dhimmicrats! I last updated my FR profile on Wednesday, November 2, 2005.)
To: stan the beaver
"Ever smell moth balls?"
"Yes."
"How'd you get their little legs apart?"
28 posted on
12/09/2005 6:48:59 AM PST by
Sax
To: stan the beaver
This also in: Dumb Bats Have Hard Time Landing....
30 posted on
12/09/2005 7:02:34 AM PST by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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