Word For The Day, Wednesday, December 7, 2005 - malversation

Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary ^ | 12/07/2005 | The Janitor

[Salamander]

But I already *have* boobs.

[I'm much more enchanted by the things that I *don't* have]....>;]

[EsmeraldaA]

Hello Jack!

That was outstanding! LOL!

[Salamander]

A mauversation is a discussion about flaming interior decorators.

[Fierce Allegiance]

What a loser. It's amazing the lack of cogintive capacity some lack. When my dad had his installed, the guy spent almost all day, and never made the final connection. He also left behind an almost brand new Milwaukee 1/2 hole hawg drill. My dad tried to call the guy, but apparently it was his last day and left no forwarding info. They are not cheap. It now graces my toolbench.

[Fierce Allegiance]

[xsmommy]

what say you mr. omnicient tiger? ; )

[xsmommy]

Mik gets my vote for most hilarious post of the day : )

[hobbes1]

The analysis of 334 species of bat found that in species where the females were promiscuous, the males had evolved larger testes but had relatively small brains

Only the dummies hang around with skanks...

[xsmommy]

xsboy is home and mastering the DVR so when his father comes home he can show him how to do everything : )

[Fierce Allegiance]

Don't give him the v-chip code!

[NeoCaveman]

Only the dummies hang around with skanks...

Once again the tiger is correct.

[NeoCaveman]

xsboy is home and mastering the DVR so when his father comes home he can show him how to do everything : )

You should have just gone with the self-install kit and had the boy do it.

[NeoCaveman]

XOM is at $58.92

I think it's time to up the dividend as the yield is starting to look weak.

[xsmommy]

self install? i don't think so. admittedly the tv is complicated. it is never just plug it in and turn it on with this stuff. i had to dig out the instructions for the tv etc. and there is the HD component that factors in somehow. we supposedly already had HD service to that tv for a least a year but this guy said that it was never hooked up properly RME!

[Argh]

You're reading Aristophanes? Good for you! I read Frogs back in high school and don't remember a bit of it. I should go back to the Greek classics one of these days.

[mikrofon]

Thanks!

[Argh]

Why?

[hobbes1]

LOL...Actually, I was reading Strauss, who was in turn lecturing on Socrates, and by extension the Aristophanean Socrates...

[Argh]

I'm much more enchanted by the things that I *don't* have

I think this is how men feel about boobs. If we had them, we'd spent all day molesting ourselves and not get anything important done, like burping, steak-eating, beer-drinking, football-watching, etc.

[Argh]

Hah!!! Well, double good for you!