there was a joke about a democrat and a republican, don't remember much of it but somewhere in the punchline the republican guessed that the other was a democrat 'cause even though he didn't have anything to do with getting the other here, it was becoming his fault that he was here...
OK its my fault what ever Glocks done I accept responsibility for it...
btw, I called him Tuesday and he said he'd call me right back and that we should do something this/last weekend...
No, Grammie, the STORM is tubebender's fault.
Pete, I do remember telling you I'd call you back, and I thought I did, or did I? Or was that last week? Yeesh. Well, there's next weekend, and the green beer is still resting comfortably in the cooler on the deck (if it doesn't freeze solid this week).
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:
“Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says, “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in information technology” says the balloonist.
“I do,” replies the man. “How did you know.”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s of no use to anyone.”
The man below says, “You must be a corporate manager.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well”, says the man, “You don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”