No, Grammie, the STORM is tubebender's fault.
Pete, I do remember telling you I'd call you back, and I thought I did, or did I? Or was that last week? Yeesh. Well, there's next weekend, and the green beer is still resting comfortably in the cooler on the deck (if it doesn't freeze solid this week).
Yes Dear. I noticed that I erred.
Green beer????????? (Ignoring the blue hair comment, K?)