That photo series of the play toys "Oh, you have a disgusting object that's been in the back yard soaking wet for months . . . that's MUCH nicer than what I have" still makes me laugh when I think of it.
We had company tonight, and Shelley was sitting at my side while I was talking with one of our guests. The cats got curious and wanted to come investigate this new person . . . but whenever they tried to approach her Shelley would simply lie down and stretch herself out in their path. If they tried to walk around her, she would nudge them away with her nose. The kitten tried to leap over her but thought better of it . . . they never did get past the dog to the guest . . .
That would be "get-between behavior". Gidget's big on that too :~D