[AirBorn]

Hello Posters!

I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did.

Of course..you do know that there will be a " Women's Version" of this Program coming out soon after this one airs here from the more gentler sex!

You can always count on Rush to cheer up your days!!

Darth AirBorne

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

Well...my Wife 1.0 has been infected with the SEPARATION VIRUS...and now I have neither a wife 1.0 nor a girlfriend 7.0 operating correctly...

[beaver fever]

It should be noted that the C:\APOLOGIZE command is run by a script using a set timeout function.

If you don't say I'm sorry fast enough the page will fail to load. Indefinitely

[Maceman]

This has been floating around the Net for years now. It's funny, and I'm glad you posted it.

But I really don't think it originated at RushLimbaugh.com.

[dfwddr]

Try this workaround:

See if you can get wife1.0 to move C:\BREASTS to DD:\BREASTS.

This is unproven, but I hear that sometimes the Hard Drive responds well. This, of course, could also cause a crash, that would render wife1.0 to BSOD ( Bellowing Screams Of Death).