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Democratic Response to President Bush's Speech (HILARIOUS!!)
WAZZADEM | 12/1/05 | JOHN

Posted on 12/01/2005 6:36:01 AM PST by areafiftyone

Democratic Response to President Bush's Speech

Demsuit

 

 

 

 

Demsuith
Click!

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
The Democratic members of the House and Senate applaud the President for addressing people of the United States today, however, I have to say we're disappointed with what he said, or possibly what he did not say.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
The President offered no new information or insight about the situation in Iraq, and the American people deserve the truth.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
On the other hand, if during the course of the speech he did offer some new information, I must say I'm disheartened by what I heard, and that it's obvious we need a new approach...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
...unless he discussed a new approach, in which case I want to state for the record that the plan or plans outlined by the President don't appear to be based in reality, as they don't take into account the facts as we know them.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
We strongly disagree with most or all of the President's assertions, and feel that any solutions he may have proposed do not adequately address the root cause of the problem or problems they may have been intended to address.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
And now, I'd like to turn the microphone over to whoever might be here on stage with me. I'm sure he or she needs no introduction.

 

 

 

 

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Demsuitn
I--or we--will be glad to answer any questions you might have. How about...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
You, in the back.

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
Thank you. You said that the President...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
You, in the back.

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
Yes, you said that the President...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
You, in the back.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitf
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Demsuitn
That's an excellent question, and one that I'd be glad to answer.

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
I didn't get to ask a question!

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
But first, let me say that this president has been a failure.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
He has destroyed the economy, misled this country into a war of choice, and...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
You, in the back.

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
Me?

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
That's an excellent question.

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
That's not a real question!

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
But first, let me say...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitf
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Demsuitn
...has been a failure.

 

 

 

 

Demsuitf
Bam!

 

 

 

 

Demsuitn
...and one that I'd like to answer...

 

 

 

 

Demsuitf
Bam!

 

 

 

 

Demrep1
He's quirky, but he's a lot sharper then Al Gore.

 


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: blahblahblah; bush; victorystrategy

1 posted on 12/01/2005 6:36:01 AM PST by areafiftyone
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To: areafiftyone

I like it!. Thanks Fiddy-one.


2 posted on 12/01/2005 6:45:03 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: YouPosting2Me

Kudos to WAZZADEM for always making me laugh! They never fail to crack me up! :-)


3 posted on 12/01/2005 6:46:57 AM PST by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


4 posted on 12/01/2005 6:47:27 AM PST by maggief
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To: areafiftyone



"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious.

But it cannot survive treason from within.



An enemy at the gates is less formidable, for he is known, and he carries his banners openly.

But the traitor moves among those within the gates freely,
his sly whispers rustling through all the alleys,
heard in the very hall of government itself.

For the traitor appears no traitor.



He speaks in the accents familiar to his victims,
and he wears their face and their garments,
and he appeals to the baseness that lies deep in hearts of men.




He rots the soul of a nation.

He works secretly and unknown in the night to undermine the pillars of a city.

He infects the body politic so that it can no longer resist.

A Murderer Is Less To Be Feared."

Cicero, 43 B.C.




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PS ~ FYI, in cased any of you missed reading the thread which featured this U.S.News & World Report article: The (Very) Big Lie ... it's a damn fine read!


From the LA Times article "Democrats' War Opposition Not a United Front " (of all places):

"Many Democratic political strategists and foreign policy analysts have long believed the party can benefit more from criticizing Bush's handling of the war than from specifying an alternative."

5 posted on 12/01/2005 6:52:38 AM PST by Zacs Mom (Proud wife of a Marine! ... and purveyor of "rampant, unedited dialogue")
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To: Zacs Mom

Bravo!


6 posted on 12/01/2005 7:48:37 AM PST by ErnBatavia (403-3)
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