1 posted on
11/30/2005 3:00:09 PM PST by
radar101
To: radar101
2 posted on
11/30/2005 3:02:07 PM PST by
in hoc signo vinces
("Houston, TX...a waiting quagmire for jihadis.")
To: radar101
3 posted on
11/30/2005 3:02:17 PM PST by
al baby
(Father of the beeber)
To: radar101
Wow.
Usually it's easy to tell the difference.
To: radar101
Is this the same guy or another one?
5 posted on
11/30/2005 3:04:08 PM PST by
San Jacinto
(Hearing something on the network news is reason enough to disbelieve it.)
To: radar101
Guy stopped because he wanted to mount the head?
7 posted on
11/30/2005 3:04:26 PM PST by
ncountylee
(Dead terrorists smell like victory)
To: radar101
Police said the man was a passenger in a vehicle that wrecked last Friday. Police said he'd been walking along the road when he was hit and killed by another vehicle.
Boy, his number was really up.
To: radar101
He might still be alive if someone hadn't gutted him.
To: radar101
13 posted on
11/30/2005 3:11:37 PM PST by
yldstrk
(My heros have always been cowboys-Reagan and Bush)
To: radar101
Not quite as notorious has the suicide perp left hanging from a neighborhood tree on Halloween.
To: radar101
It might look funny, but this snowsuit really keeps
me warm when I'm strolling down the highway...
15 posted on
11/30/2005 3:15:08 PM PST by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: radar101
What was he wearing? A brown fur jacket and hat? How does one mistake a presumably clothed man for a deer? Do deer wear clothes in Pennsylvania or do people not know what a deer looks like? Inquiring minds want to know.
16 posted on
11/30/2005 3:15:41 PM PST by
OB1kNOb
(I'm gonna boogie oogie woogie til I just can't boogie no more..............)
To: radar101
Wasn't this a CSI episode?
20 posted on
11/30/2005 3:34:02 PM PST by
tophat9000
(lose 3000 in an hour and you want to fight, lose 2000 in 2 years and you want to run !???)
To: radar101
The motorist realized the man wasn't a deer after noticing his shoes.
Everyone knows that deer don't wear shoes. It must be one of those northern things............
22 posted on
11/30/2005 3:41:05 PM PST by
Sarajevo
To: radar101
Pennsylvania story from a San Diego source. :sigh:
25 posted on
11/30/2005 3:51:57 PM PST by
Shanty Shaker
(IT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS)
To: radar101
The motorist realized the man wasn't a deer after noticing his shoes. Yeah, deer usually wear sandals.
To: radar101
In Wisconsin the State Patrol marks road kill deer with bright orange paint and drags them off to the side of the road. They become a royal buffet for our other furry and feathered friends, as well as some of our microscopic friends.
Maybe if someone had gone up to this guy to give him an International Orange paint job, perhaps they would have noticed that he was road kill of a different sort.
28 posted on
11/30/2005 3:56:55 PM PST by
joem15
To: radar101
I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow -
Two game wardens, seven hunters and a cow.
The Law was very firm, it
Took away my permit,
The worst punishment I ever endured.
It turned out there was a reason
Cows were out of season and
One of of the hunters wasn't insured...
(The Tom Lehrer method...)
30 posted on
11/30/2005 4:01:35 PM PST by
Androcles
(All your typos are belong to us)
To: radar101; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
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