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To: Hound of the Baskervilles; Landru

Tie me to a chair, force me to listen to Johnny Mathis and I'll be coughing up my bank account numbers in no time . . .

I got in to an elevator the other day and the MUZAK playing in the background was an orchestral instrumental cover of Metallica's "Enter Sandman". I decided at that moment the Beginning of the End was upon us.


597 posted on 11/29/2005 1:24:54 PM PST by BraveMan
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To: BraveMan
"Tie me to a chair, force me to listen to Johnny Mathis and I'll be coughing up my bank account numbers in no time..."

Are you sure you don't want to hold out for something more challenging, more dental?

"I got in to an elevator the other day and the MUZAK playing in the background was an orchestral instrumental cover of Metallica's "Enter Sandman". I decided at that moment the Beginning of the End was upon us."

HA!!

I met this pretty little brunette, I'll call her "Angie".
We've developed as wonderful (& totally Platonic) relationship over the past 10-15 years as we became better & better acquainted.

One day Angie confided in me that when she was going to UWM, she worked PT at Menard's.
She swore to this very day that dumbass ditty Menard's' plays in their ads -- & y'know the one -- is in her head as that's all that played over & over in the store when she was working.
She admitted with a certain desperation in her voice she cannot get it out of her noggin' no matter what she tries.

Imagine that, BM.
"Save BIG money at Menard's!" over & over & over again ceaselessly haunting your every waking moment, forever.

Yes & then it dawned on me, my sweet friend Angela?

...she's quite insane.

603 posted on 11/29/2005 2:58:09 PM PST by Landru (A sucker born every minute = ~36,288,800 new suckers every year.)
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