Golden Olie for all the socialist babes out there
1 posted on
11/28/2005 2:05:36 PM PST by
STD
To: STD
...even if she is by the stove....and baking
Get over here and bring me some buns!!
2 posted on
11/28/2005 2:08:17 PM PST by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: STD
I attempted to read this to my better half... All I got out was the title ...
and she threw a pot at me !!!
(:^)
3 posted on
11/28/2005 2:08:53 PM PST by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: STD
If any thread, this deserves a dominatrix ping.
4 posted on
11/28/2005 2:09:39 PM PST by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: STD
A Baptist church near my house had this sign on its marque last year:
"WIVES SUBMIT TO YOUR HUSBANDS"
And they put it on the sign for Mothers Day.
To: EX52D; Millee; Maximus of Texas; teenyelliott; Peepster; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; ...
**According to Islam, a wife needs to comply with her husband's desires in bed ping **
7 posted on
11/28/2005 2:12:09 PM PST by
PaulaB
(You were pumping iron as I was pumping irony)
To: STD
The Prophet Muhammad said: "If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove," according to the Al-Tarmizi tradition. They issued a severe warning against to any wife who rebels against her husband in bed. The Prophet said: "If a man invites his wife to bed and she refuses, and he is angry at her, the angels curse her until she wakes up in the morning." This tradition was mentioned in the collections of Al-Bukhari and Al-Muslim. God is aware of men's needs. He knows that a man may have just come home, and maybe he desires something or maybe he saw something. He knows what this need is, and this is why he ordered the wife to consent to her husband, even if she is by the stove. Even if she is baking she must consent to him. Let me guess...Muhammad's wife said she was too busy in the kitchen to satisfy his cravings so allah came up with something to back him up.
15 posted on
11/28/2005 2:15:30 PM PST by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
To: STD
26 posted on
11/28/2005 2:19:19 PM PST by
eleni121
('Thou hast conquered, O Galilean!' (Julian the Apostate))
To: STD
"If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove." In America, I suspect she's going to being a lot of skillet to him.
35 posted on
11/28/2005 2:22:01 PM PST by
theDentist
(The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
To: STD
No self-respecting woman could ever be happy living like that.
To: STD
Guess this woman refused to comply . . .
43 posted on
11/28/2005 2:25:18 PM PST by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Snardius
interesting conversations going on over here.
49 posted on
11/28/2005 2:28:18 PM PST by
peacebaby
(I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
To: STD
I can't wait till western values takes hold in the Mid East and the wives end up banging the UPS Guys, just like our wives! ;-)
102 posted on
11/28/2005 3:12:45 PM PST by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: STD
re: "If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove," )))
LOL! Is this for real.
Hey, Mo, I got a skillet in my hand...and there's something you really need.
116 posted on
11/28/2005 3:44:51 PM PST by
Mamzelle
(I came, I saw, I ignored)
To: STD
Those losers must be pretty lousy in bed if they have to order and/or demand it...
To: STD
"If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs,
she must come, even if she is by the stove"
On the other hand, we've always enjoyed- |
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146 posted on
11/28/2005 4:19:26 PM PST by
mikrofon
(Hot Stuff)
To: STD
The Prophet Muhammad said: "If a man calls his wife to fulfill his needs, she must come, even if she is by the stove," according to the Al-Tarmizi tradition. I must be the only one who thinks a man who can accomplish this for his wife WHILE SHE IS BY THE STOVE, seems to me that's not such a drag to complain about. :D
To: STD
And now, the response from the Feminist Left:
(((((crickets)))))
160 posted on
11/28/2005 5:12:45 PM PST by
Noumenon
(Activist judges - out of touch, out of tune, but not out of reach.)
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