"Tim, FreeRepublic was down for over an hour and George Bush didn't
have a plan!"
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"That is a very serious accusation, Howard Dean. I have here a statement from
the White House denying your charge. Let me read a portion..."
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"Are you questioning my patriotism, Tim?"
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"I am"
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"We are too"
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"I question your sanity."
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"Tim, what we just witnessed is the Republican fear and smear attack machine..."
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"Tim, may interject here?"
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"Mary Mapes. Go ahead."
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"Tim, clearly jounalistic standards dictate that the onus is on the President to
prove he didn't sabotage FreeRepublic. Surely, Bush is guilty until proven otherwise."
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"You heard it here first, folks. George Bush: guilty of sabotaging FreeRepublic!"
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"YEEEEEEAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!"