Stan is trotted out the front door in front of the crowd and the cameras, wearing a toga and a wreath, to read some excerpts from his soon-to-be published book. He starts to read but decides he can't go through with it. He then tells everyone that we're all looking for answers and sometimes we're willing to believe anything. Scientology is just a world-wide scam. The elder then jumps in and tells Stan that they are going to sue them - that he is soooo sued. The TV announcer then breaks in and says that R. Kelly, Cruise, and Travolta are out of the closet. The 3 come out the front door. Cruise then tells Stan that he too will sue him - from England. Stan tells them all to go ahead and sue. He's not afraid. Then the credits roll...
My favorite part was when R. Kelley arrived on the scene; I didn't see that one coming, but it was sooo perfect!
Can you put me on your list and hopefully your reminder will prompt me to tape correctly in the future.