Posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:14 AM PST by mlc9852
FORT MYERS BEACH -- A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
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If it wasn't accidentally I would congratulate the guy who fired for being a good shot.
To get sympathy from the jury, the attorneys ought to stage several re-enactments at trial.
Wow! Look at the barb on that taser dart!:
"He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage."
LOL!!!!! He was "charged" alright!!
Poetic justice at it's finest.
I wonder if he got a "real charge" out of it??
I bet he gets a lot of high fives and snickers in the squad room when he gets back too.
Thank you sir, may I have another...
OOOWWWWW!!!!
LOL
He got touched.
Shish-ka-ball.
I thought this might turn out to be fun (but not for that poor guy - LOL).
Let's face it...if you're going to insist on running around naked from house to house, breaking windows and demanding women touch you and love you, you're leaving yourself open for the shocker.
What I thought was really funny is that the first time I hit that Sun-Sentinel page, it pulled up an ad for a jewelry store.
Cracking up laughing!
This gives new meaning to the term "crotch shot." I'll be anxious to see this one on America's Funniest Home Videos.
Damn, taser with a laser sight, hey perp, check out the red dot of your family jewels.
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