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Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach
Sun-sentinel.com ^ | November 22, 2005 | Associated Press

Posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:14 AM PST by mlc9852

FORT MYERS BEACH -- A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.

Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.

One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.

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1 posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:16 AM PST by mlc9852
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To: mlc9852

Lorena Bobbit alert!


2 posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:47 AM PST by Clintonfatigued (Sam Alito Deserves To Be Confirmed)
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To: mlc9852

That's gonna leave a mark.


3 posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:56 AM PST by kinghorse
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To: mlc9852

I'd probably be willing to pay to see that.


4 posted on 11/22/2005 9:35:40 AM PST by HEY4QDEMS (Ham & Eggs: A day's work for a hen, A lifetime commitment for a pig.)
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To: mlc9852

Applause!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


5 posted on 11/22/2005 9:36:16 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: kinghorse

You beat me!


6 posted on 11/22/2005 9:36:20 AM PST by popdonnelly
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To: mlc9852

Yikes! A taser prong hitting home on one of the "boys?"

Boy, I'll bet that experience will give this guy a whole new outlook on life...and then some.


7 posted on 11/22/2005 9:36:26 AM PST by RexBeach ("The rest of the world is three drinks behind." -Humphrey Bogart)
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To: mlc9852

I bet he said "oh darn" when he got hit.


8 posted on 11/22/2005 9:36:51 AM PST by listenhillary ("Mainstream media" is creating it's own reality~everything sucks)
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To: mlc9852

Well, we know who`s going to be singing the high notes in the choir next Sunday


9 posted on 11/22/2005 9:36:53 AM PST by bybybill (GOD help us if the Rats win)
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To: mlc9852
"he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately"

You wanna get touched? Here..ZAPPPPP!

10 posted on 11/22/2005 9:37:17 AM PST by No Blue States
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To: mlc9852

Talk about being hoist by ones Petard...

How many guys out there are just squirming? LOL


11 posted on 11/22/2005 9:37:25 AM PST by Danae (Anál nathrach, orth' bháis's bethad, do chél dénmha)
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To: mlc9852

When Deputy Daniel Hollywood was asked about the incident, he replied: "Well, of course it was an accident! Nobody could have hit a target that small intentionally!"

/sarc


12 posted on 11/22/2005 9:37:37 AM PST by wyattearp (The best weapon to have in a gunfight is a shotgun - preferably from ambush.)
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To: mlc9852

Nice shootin'...


13 posted on 11/22/2005 9:37:50 AM PST by BigFinn
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Sometimes, justice is accidental... You have to wonder how many times the deputy zapped the perv's badoobies...


14 posted on 11/22/2005 9:37:56 AM PST by jonascord (What is better than the wind at 6 O'clock on the 600 yard line?)
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To: kinghorse

Ouch!!! That's enough to make'em "Undrop!"


15 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:09 AM PST by Gaffer
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To: mlc9852

Gun control rule number 1: you tend to hit what you're looking at.


16 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:12 AM PST by Shalom Israel (Pray for the peace of Jerusalem.)
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To: kinghorse
That's gonna leave a mark.

Kinda like a used flashbulb.

17 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:18 AM PST by Willie Green (God bless Jack Murtha.)
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Miljour was taken to Lee Memorial HealthPark Medical Center, where he was treated before being taken to the Lee County jail. He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage. I wonder if the taser also caused him to be arrested for a dishonorable discharge......(look at it in any permutation that you like)
18 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:21 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: mlc9852

better put some ice on that.....


19 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:42 AM PST by jmq (Islam=Religion of Peace)
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To: No Blue States

I don't think that was the kind of inappropriate touching he was looking for!!


20 posted on 11/22/2005 9:38:47 AM PST by RockinRight (It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
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