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Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach
Sun-sentinel.com ^
| November 22, 2005
| Associated Press
Posted on 11/22/2005 9:34:14 AM PST by mlc9852
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To: mlc9852
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:39:55 AM PST
by
digger48
To: mlc9852
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said. If it wasn't accidentally I would congratulate the guy who fired for being a good shot.
To: mlc9852
To get sympathy from the jury, the attorneys ought to stage several re-enactments at trial.
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:40:30 AM PST
by
PAR35
To: mlc9852
"Naked prowler shot in genitals with Taser by deputies near Fort Myers Beach"
We were the "boys" of old Flooooorrriddaaaa"...
To: mlc9852
Wow! Look at the barb on that taser dart!:
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:40:32 AM PST
by
Sax
To: mlc9852
"He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage."
LOL!!!!! He was "charged" alright!!
Poetic justice at it's finest.
To: mlc9852
I wonder if he got a "real charge" out of it??
To: Sgt.Po-Po
ZOT!
To: mlc9852
I bet he gets a lot of high fives and snickers in the squad room when he gets back too.
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:42:05 AM PST
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
To: mlc9852
Thank you sir, may I have another...
To: Sax
To: mlc9852
My "boys" just went to hide in my stomach area.
That has to hurt. First you get zapped there then you have the misfortune of having a dart stuck in the "berries".
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:42:08 AM PST
by
A Texan
(Oderint dum metuant)
To: mlc9852
To: A Texan
34
posted on
11/22/2005 9:43:33 AM PST
by
Sax
To: mlc9852
I thought this might turn out to be fun (but not for that poor guy - LOL).
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:43:43 AM PST
by
mlc9852
To: mlc9852
I
hate it when that happens...
36
posted on
11/22/2005 9:44:19 AM PST
by
Hatteras
To: mlc9852
Let's face it...if you're going to insist on running around naked from house to house, breaking windows and demanding women touch you and love you, you're leaving yourself open for the shocker.
What I thought was really funny is that the first time I hit that Sun-Sentinel page, it pulled up an ad for a jewelry store.
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:44:25 AM PST
by
RichInOC
(You can have my family jewels when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.)
To: digger48
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:46:41 AM PST
by
mlc9852
To: mlc9852
This gives new meaning to the term "crotch shot." I'll be anxious to see this one on America's Funniest Home Videos.
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:47:00 AM PST
by
twhitak
To: mlc9852
Damn, taser with a laser sight, hey perp, check out the red dot of your family jewels.
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posted on
11/22/2005 9:49:54 AM PST
by
Ursus arctos horribilis
("It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" Emiliano Zapata 1879-1919)
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