ping.
Dear Annie:
WGAF?
Love,
Marty
You have all the right characteristics for the Democratic party. They will gladly employ you.
Sincerely, Millee
Dear Frustrated Daughter,
Why should your guests suffer? Serve meat, it's yummy!
Sincerely, Millee
Dear Cautious,
You're only a nuisance when we have to scrape you off the grill of our SUV's. Happy trails!
Sincerely, Millee
I think I missed my calling.
Dr. Frustrated Daughter,
What kind of crappy gifts can your loser vegan friends possibly afford? Serve meat and invite as many of your parents rich, geezer friends as possible. Karma ain't going to buy nice china and appliances...