You have all the right characteristics for the Democratic party. They will gladly employ you.
Sincerely, Millee
Dear Frustrated Daughter,
Why should your guests suffer? Serve meat, it's yummy!
Sincerely, Millee
Dear Cautious,
You're only a nuisance when we have to scrape you off the grill of our SUV's. Happy trails!
Sincerely, Millee
I think I missed my calling.
LOL!!!