Posted on 11/18/2005 6:39:26 PM PST by ncountylee
MAN sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years, China Press reported.
The 34-year-old man from Kuala Lumpur, known only as Kelvin, said he felt very tired every night as the long-haired ghost would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images.
“I have been having bad luck since she appeared in my dream. I have not been able to get married although I have had five girlfriends.
“My employers fired me because I could not concentrate on my work,” Kevin said, adding that he had changed jobs at least 10 times.
Kelvin said his nightmare began when he was 18. He believed that the ghost had attached itself to him when he was at a research institute in Kepong.
When he sought help from a medium, Kelvin was told the ghost was that of a woman who committed suicide after a failed love 30 years ago.
A netherworld “wedding” ceremony was held and the medium burnt three paper dolls – representing the bridegroom, a driver and a maid, to accompany the ghost, the newspaper reported.
The medium also announced during the ceremony that the driver would receive a monthly salary of RM1,000 and the maid, RM800.
Sin Chew Daily reported that a group of people had set up a “lazy-man village” in a rural area in Guang Zhou where they could enjoy a relaxed lifestyle every day.
The group comprised those who did not want to face competition in work; had no interest in earning more money; and did not want to be hardworking.
The village, which now has nine families, came out with a set of rules on working together to farm and to rear livestock for food.
Breaking my balls ncountylee, Whats a malasian Ghostphile have to do with Commies.
"this guy has it made in the shade!"
Unless he gets his ghost girl pregnant - then her parents might come after him too!
I'll try
May not taste great but is certainly less filling.
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