[rhetorica]

I'd be happy to chat, but this middle-aged spinster is too busy working on her masterpiece. . . Are Cats Really Necessary? An indepth, soulful look at he plight of the modern spinster and her search for the purrfect companion. Chapters include:

1. Cats are just not into you.

2. When bad cats happen to bitter spinsters.

3. Am I too smart to attract a cat of my own?

4. The red claws diaries.

5. The Secret Language of Cats: What they are really saying about you when they purr.

6. 10 simple things spinsters do to p***s off their cats.

7. Toxic Litterboxes and how to change them.

8. The Rules: Time tested secrets for finding a cat who will allow you to serve him.

9. Catworld.

Yes, as you can see I'm MUCH too busy to play.

Speaking of toxic litterboxes. . .

[eccentric]

"2. When bad cats happen to bitter spinsters."

You can't have that chapter without me!