[Vision]

Why would you ruin such a nice screen name with this post?

[proudmilitarymrs]

wow

[CharlesWayneCT]

Since we are still hear, I want to declare this the official JERK thread. Please post any good stuff about jerks. Discussing last week's resounding Presidential speech on Veterans Day castigating the democrats for re-writing history and discouraging our troops, Richard Cohen writes: In one of the most intellectually incoherent major speeches ever delivered by a minor President

What followed was a rather incoherent column, complete with such twisted gramatical inaccuracies as THIS:it is even more deeply irresponsible to rewrite the history of how history was rewritten in the first place

I hereby grant Richard Cohen the weekly "I know you are, but what am I" award.

[GW and Twins Pawpaw]

My first ZOT of the day! Be assured that my grandkids will be taught that the way of the lieberal leads to misery and despair. Lieberals have done nothing good wherever they have gone. There is no reason to assume that will ever change.

[reagan_fanatic]

[Frank_Discussion]

I'm finding this quite amusing.

[Rebelbase]

Zotfest on the keywords!

[OB1kNOb]

It's Turkey Day!!! Here kitty, kitty, kitty !!

[Sender]

Dear DU: You people are jerks. Not likeable jerks either, but the kind that we regularly do smack in the back of the head with a shovel. Think Kennedy or Schumer or Pelosi or Dahmer or Manson.

I know this probably comes as a shock to you, but if you do some serious soul searching, you'll still be the utterly clueless bastards you are now. But thanks for the morning humor, my shovel thanks you too. Now turn around. *smack*

[OB1kNOb]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Pretty poor class of troll, huh?

[Not A Snowbird]

Dibs on the troll toes!

[Chode]

you'd be from france then i take it??? cause,

that was soooooooo french!!!

guess you didn't get the memmo... fawning only works with RATS!!!

Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ASS???
Then call the RKBA Fast!!! Pavers UP!!!

[LongElegantLegs]

ZOT ping

[faq]

Turkeyboy, Turkeyboy, there’s a lot of, well, badness in the world today. I see it on the forum every day—I’ve sentenced trolls younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it—I felt I owed it to them. The most important decision you can make right now is, What do you stand for, Turkeyboy: goodness, or badness?

[Darksheare]

"Turkey Day is a jerk."

Wow, cutting to the chase.

"Not a likeable jerk either, but the kind folks would like to smack in the back of the head with a Turkey."

Food fight, alllrriiiiight!

"Think Randi Rhodes from Err Amerika or George Soros from his own mind."

Yes, they do need to be smacked with a turkey.

"I know this probably comes as a shock to you, but if you do some serious soul searching, you'll realize that I am a Turkey."


No, no shock at all dude.
We know you're a moron, a turkey, a troll, a loser, a pathetic bag of camel droppings, the whole nine.

So, you were saying?

[afnamvet]

Is this the mother of all keywords or what?

[scott0347]

Your ride is here

[Irish_Thatcherite]

I know this probably comes as a shock to you, but if you do some serious soul searching, you'll realize that I am right.

This coming from a liberal?