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Texas town renames itself 'Dish' to get free TV
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| 11/16/05
Posted on 11/16/2005 11:35:50 AM PST by martin_fierro
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This undated handout image received from the DISH Network, shows Mayor Bill Merritt posing next to the Dish, Texas city limits sign. The town officially changed its name from Clark to Dish in return for ten years of free satellite television service.(AFP/DISH Network)
To: martin_fierro
Now you know why my town changed its name to "Booze"...
To: martin_fierro
They can Dish it out. . . .
To: martin_fierro
Welcome to Rough Lovin Michigan.
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posted on
11/16/2005 11:41:41 AM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: martin_fierro
Dish will soon be home to a bowl game.
To: Senator Bedfellow; Charles Henrickson; mikrofon; Tijeras_Slim

Oh yeah.
To: martin_fierro
So if I change my name to.....
Nah - not gonna go there.
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posted on
11/16/2005 11:44:32 AM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: martin_fierro; mikrofon
They should have picked a town in the state of Washington.
To: martin_fierro
what kind of deal did 'virgin, utah' make ?
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posted on
11/16/2005 11:53:45 AM PST
by
kingattax
To: Charles Henrickson; mikrofon
They should have picked a town in the state of Washington.
Located next to Forks.
To: martin_fierro
They should have kept the old name and worked out a deal with the oil company:

That, or free candy bars:
To: martin_fierro
This must be why Dime Box, Texas went broke and why everyone in Cut and Shoot, Texas is dead.
If you want a glass of wine, go to Grapevine, Texas.
You don't want to know about Cuero, Texas.
The Palestinian's in Palestine, Texas have not blown themselves up. Yet.
I don't know if Claude is still living in Claude, Texas or Floyd is still in Floyd.
Everyone in Swisher, Texas is gay.
Deaf Smith still can't hear. No chicken allowed in Turkey, Texas.
Stop me before I go on....Please!
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posted on
11/16/2005 12:02:27 PM PST
by
garyhope
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To: martin_fierro
Naming rights that benefit taxpayers, brilliant. Besides, Clark isn't exactly going to be missed.
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posted on
11/16/2005 12:05:06 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
(Confirm Alito before year end!)
To: garyhope
Was just in Cuero this AM quaint town but a lot like Austin very liberal.
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posted on
11/16/2005 12:10:22 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
To: Rightly Biased
Just in case I wanted to know, where is Dish, TX.
To: ClaireSolt
Where Clark Texas used to be.....
I thin its a burb of Fort Worth
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posted on
11/16/2005 12:17:26 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
To: garyhope
Coming soon:
, TEXAS
To: garyhope
Next new name: Chicken Express, Texas.
To: ClaireSolt
Just in case I wanted to know, where is Dish, TX In the Panhandle?
To: Charles Henrickson
All 125 residents of the town formerly known as Clark will get basic service and a free digital video recorder satellite TV receiver, a move that has some people joking that the Fort-Worth suburb will become a town of couch potatoes. Did they move Fort Worth and not tell us?
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posted on
11/16/2005 1:09:43 PM PST
by
Rightly Biased
(Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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