Hillary Clinton Flips on Chelsea's "Girlfriend" Relationship (Tara Reid)

Radar Magazine ^ | 11-15-05

[Palladin]

Oh, Lord--too funny! My sides are splitting (like Tara's dresses!).

[MadIvan]

I'm not big on either of those myself. Eric Cartman is one of my heroes however.

Regards, Ivan

[windcliff]

Now I feel sick.

[dfwgator]

Weak dude, she only likes other lesbians.

Hey man, if she only likes other lesbians then all we gotta do is become lesbians too.

Hey, yeah.

Hey guys, you know what? My grandma's Dutch-Irish, and my grandpa was lesbian. That makes me, quarter lesbian.

[cyborg]

LOL!!!! EXACTLY :O)

[Miss Behave]

Only the spicy barbeque ones.

[sharkhawk]

She's partying nightly with Tara Reid? Her and Ian were always jetting off to foreign countries to party. How the heck does she do work justifying a $120,000 salary? I know she's 22, but partying with Tara Reid is not going out for a few belts after work. I bet the job is a payoff.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Come on guys, 80+ posts and y'all miss the easiest cheap shot of the year?

“All I know is I hear Hillary went nuts. She’s getting ready to run for President and her daughter is hanging out with Hollywood’s biggest mess.”

Why should Hillary care? She's still married to Washington's biggest mess. ~ta-dum~

[Miss Behave]

;-)

And I like your tag.

[Miss Behave]

And then there's that crusty orange tongue closing in....

[SWAMPSNIPER]

"They still don't just give those degrees away".

---

Are you very sure about this?
Just, maybe, "smart" has been redefined, to where it only means well indoctrinated.
Do you know what "is", "is"?

[TheGrimReaper]

More like a "Skanko Alert", IMO.
)8-0

[Robert A Cook PE]

What?

Clinton told Juanita (after the rape) that he was sterile from CHILDHOOD measles: So the kid Hillary had while they were "married" couldn't be his.

What "proof" is needed?

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[Slings and Arrows]

Cue cheesy 70's music...

[MikefromOhio]

When hillary gets elected president she could be planning to make chelsea Sec of State.........mmmm. Scary thought.

Couldn't happen for a couple reasons. First, Chelsea won't be old enough. Secondly, you can't have a family member in like that I don't believe....

[george76]

Speaking of another Clinton joke...

Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she'd shout from the curb.

"No! Five dollars!" Bill would fire back.

This ritual between Bill and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"


One day, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Bill realized she'd bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the Senator.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks?!"

[cyborg]

((shudder))

[Gay State Conservative]

Don't know anything about Tara Reid,but if she's the worthless tramp Beautiful Person that this piece suggests,it only stands to reason that the spawn of The Most ethical Couple In History would gravitate toward her.

[Petronski]

Okay, now you're just being gross.




;OP