Posted on 11/15/2005 7:32:36 AM PST by Millee
"I don't need a Cosmo mag for sex secrets either."
I've always believed one can learn something new every day. Cosmo always gave me a few good pointers.
My bitch with that mag, was that it always seemed that if I was in a relationship, all the articles were things like "How to Juggle Your Dating Calendar", or "Hot Things to do on a First Date", and when I was single, it was "Breakfast in Bed for Two", "Picking out the Perfect Valentine's Day Gift for Him". Arrgh.
But I always liked good ole' Irma Kurtz's Agony Column, Your Body, and the little snippets of "Why don't you...."
Toys are good though ;)
Bugs...I need them to kill bugs.
Absolutely learn something new! I work in a very male dominated field, always have, and love it.
Sweet cheeks,
chuckle butt....
I've been making my own money since I was 16,
I fuss at my animals,
I'm addicted to sequins and I don't care who sees me in them,
I work in a 99.9999% female profession so my looks never got me anything (other than pinches from the geezers in the Nursing Homes).
Like EX said, I don't need Cosmo for any tips (however, I do have some other....er, nevermind)
I need men because I happen to like men.
And they smell good...
And they sometimes even laugh at my jokes and eat my cooking...
And they feel nice on a cold night...
Oh yeah, and they can hold up the kitchen cabinets while I bolt them the the walls :)
Maybe it's because the men who are not intimidated by a woman's fame, education, or fortune are all Republicans and conservatives. And we all know she wouldn't go near one of those with a barge pole.
Stupid, self-centered cow...
And to throw the mouse trap away after you catch one!! I hate that.
Get a gecko...
Seriously,
the little fella will eat all the bugs in your house.
However,
You have to get used to having a lizard around ;)
If you are bolting and not screwing them, you really need a man!
Oh!
Opening jars!
I forgot that....
And checking to see if I left the gas on (I can't smell and one day I may go boom!)
Men are necessary to keep my flirting skills honed.
Ya know,
the minute I typed that I thought "I should say screw, but hey, they won't know the diff"
You're right, I screwed them into the studs.
See!
It's also more fun to slow dance with a man.
Good girl! < ducking again!>
You're awesome!
Good for you, screw those studs.
Yeah,
I like slow dancing with a man.
However, I keep unintentionally trying to lead-- it comes from teaching a dance that trains instant response to music cues.
ACK! I suck at slow dancing.
Next time try blocking in the wall... that way you don't have to worry about hitting the studs.
I find electrical outlets are even better :)
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