Sweet cheeks,
chuckle butt....
I've been making my own money since I was 16,
I fuss at my animals,
I'm addicted to sequins and I don't care who sees me in them,
I work in a 99.9999% female profession so my looks never got me anything (other than pinches from the geezers in the Nursing Homes).
Like EX said, I don't need Cosmo for any tips (however, I do have some other....er, nevermind)
I need men because I happen to like men.
And they smell good...
And they sometimes even laugh at my jokes and eat my cooking...
And they feel nice on a cold night...
Oh yeah, and they can hold up the kitchen cabinets while I bolt them the the walls :)
If you are bolting and not screwing them, you really need a man!
You're awesome!