For your consideration.
1 posted on
11/14/2005 5:01:48 PM PST by
day10
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; Millee; ...
I read the headline and thought - My mother was in Anchorage?
2 posted on
11/14/2005 5:04:21 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Now we sit through Shakespeare in order to recognize the quotations.)
To: day10
the car took out the travel section???? hmmm... it was looking for directions?
3 posted on
11/14/2005 5:04:35 PM PST by
pipecorp
(Let's have a CRUSADE! , the muslims have already started. 1800 replies and not a single post!)
To: day10
5 posted on
11/14/2005 5:05:39 PM PST by
brivette
To: day10
The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40 feet through the bookstore before coming to rest in nonfiction. SWEET!!!
This stuff writes itself.
6 posted on
11/14/2005 5:05:44 PM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(The car took out the travel section and barreled about 40' before coming to rest in non-fiction!)
To: day10
I wasn't going to believe this story until I realized that the car finally parked in the non-fiction section.
7 posted on
11/14/2005 5:06:04 PM PST by
SamAdams76
(What Would Howard Roarke Do?)
To: day10
No doubt looking for a book on brake repair.
8 posted on
11/14/2005 5:06:04 PM PST by
gorush
(Exterminate the Moops!)
To: day10
Sudden acceleration. What was it, the Audis back in the mid 1980s? A rash of women reporting the car suddenly acclerated on them?
11 posted on
11/14/2005 5:09:32 PM PST by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: day10
Oh boy....
What a way to shop. :)
13 posted on
11/14/2005 5:12:27 PM PST by
najida
(OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
To: day10
Next time someone asks for this book, I'll bet they bring it to her.
To: day10
Introduce her to Billy Joel; I believe he has more than a few drive-ins to claim as his own. They should get along just magnificently!
16 posted on
11/14/2005 5:18:29 PM PST by
RedBeaconNY
(Vous parlez trop, mais vous ne dites rien.)
To: day10
Did you hear the one about the blond who thought Barnes and Noble had a drive thru?
17 posted on
11/14/2005 5:20:44 PM PST by
b4its2late
(GITMO is way too nice of a place to house low life terrorists.)
To: day10
The store never closed.
My kind of book store.
18 posted on
11/14/2005 5:21:27 PM PST by
Talking_Mouse
(Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
To: day10
The driver, Linda A. Duck,How would you like to have that name.
21 posted on
11/14/2005 5:28:37 PM PST by
carlr
To: day10
The driver, Linda A. Duck, 58, has not been charged.If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and drives like a duck, then
Duck!
22 posted on
11/14/2005 5:28:52 PM PST by
Fierce Allegiance
(Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
To: day10; Dashing Dasher
27 posted on
11/14/2005 5:35:49 PM PST by
PaulaB
(This World Is Not My Home..Just Passing Through)
To: day10
36 posted on
11/14/2005 5:56:12 PM PST by
csvset
To: day10
"Duck told witnesses she'd just taken her dogs for a run and decided to stop by Barnes & Noble on her way home."
Linda! The operative word here is BY, not IN, Barnes & Noble.
55 posted on
11/14/2005 7:31:03 PM PST by
righttackle44
(The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
To: day10
If she had been driving a SWV (killer SUV: Sports Wayne Vehicle), the headline would have been "SUV Drives Into Bookstore."
56 posted on
11/14/2005 7:31:57 PM PST by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: day10
Where can you go to get away from the world where you'll be safe? You can't even go to a bookstore cafe to relax in safety.
96 posted on
11/14/2005 9:50:53 PM PST by
Ciexyz
(Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
To: day10
Cars can be so crazy sometimes.
I just know it wasn't the Woman driver! LOL
112 posted on
11/15/2005 4:56:05 AM PST by
WasDougsLamb
(Just my opinion.Go easy on me........)
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